Me! Just, just go with me here. Opening shot is me flowing along a twisty back road, then I blow by some old guy sitting out side his country gas station. I continue along this amazing backroad with flashes to me ringing the the Emplse's neck for all I'm worth on the track, sort of to imply a flashback or dream sequence. The Twisty road ends and it's my roommate waiting for his riding lesson (which I actually have been doing). This shows that not only is it bad ass, but how easy it is to ride, and versatile it is. After a satisfied head nod to my roommate we flash back to the track where I am flat out, and Steve-O blows by me on a stock Empulse like I have a boat anchor attached. This shows both how quick the bike can be, and that how much of a goober I really am. The closing scene is me in my Brammo leathers with my twitter name on the back joking to the team about the smack down that just occurred. Why the leathers and my name? Because face it, you folks need my endorsement. The bike just won't sell with out it.
I await my pre-launch test bike.
P.S. By now you should be laughing at the ridiculousness of the above statements.