(The title is a nod to They Might Be Giants' Dial-A-Song service - a long-distance number back when long distance calls cost money to make.)
Back in 2010 when I got my Enertia, I knew that I could easily make it from home to work on my Enertia without charging at work. But I am a cautious person and like the margin of safety a 100% charge gives me, in case I want to run errands on the way home, or take a detour and ride somewhere where I can practice slow maneuvers, panic stops, etc. The problem with charging at work is that I worked (still do) for a government agency. I decided to try to get approval to use an outlet that happened to be within 6 feet of where I can park inside the building.
I contacted the various folks that needed to be contacted, including the "landlord" of the building, the GSA. The regional administrator thought it was cool that I rode an electric motorcycle but needed to check with the central office (Washington, DC) to make sure it was okay. I told him that my bike would be sipping about 12 cents' worth of electricity when I'd be charging. (Amount based on data from my Kill-A-Watt and local electricity rates). Thus began a back and forth of emails that led, eventually, to no definite answer.
I decided that I would follow the "better to ask for forgiveness than for permission" guideline, although I had actually asked for permission and just hadn't got a definite answer. I went ahead and plugged in. For a while, I even left a quarter on this shelf just above the outlet. No one, of course, ever touched the coin, and I eventually pocketed it. This practice continued until last week.
It just so happens that I have a new boss and he didn't know that I owned the motorcycle that he found plugged in near his parking spot. But he's a rules and regs guy and he got up in arms over the fact that someone was defrauding the government out of (what he thought) probably hundreds of dollars' worth of electricity. He asked the regional director of my agency (Not GSA) to whom he should report this crime. Luckily, that person knows me and knows my Enertia and mentioned to the boss that it was mine. He said, reportedly, that he guessed he just make the report anonymously. I know...sounds like an asshole, but he's a new boss and I'm giving him some latitude. All this happened while I was out of town on vacation. A confidential informant (co-worker) told me all about it and asked, "what are you going to do?"
F*ck it. I'm plugged in. After 27 years with the feds, if THIS is the thing that I get in trouble for, so be it.