My original post was Saturday. I futzed around for an hour trying to get the bike to turn on, checked fuses, etc... before posting here.
Sunday AM I decided I would contact Brammo support so they could reply when they got to the office on Monday.
Well, the good folks there replied Sunday, and asked that I pull the USB stick and send log files.
I went out the the garage the pull the USB when I noticed the console LED was blinking (it wasn't before).
I went ahead and hit the tank button and it powered up, briefly threw a "Recharge Required" code, though state of charge indicated 99%. Obviously, some cells must have been out of balance.
Soooo... I've left it charging for the last few days- the weather is supposed to be in the upper 70s here by the end of the week and I'll get it out then.
J. Rafiner also told me (thanks for looping her in BTW) that when storing the bike it is best to not leave it plugged in- I have no idea why not, but indeed the bike was plugged into AC (but not charging) while in storage. I suggest Brammo consider this use case in their future designs so perhaps they can avoid service calls- at any rate, I'll make sure to unplug it when not charging in the future. Every product has it's idiosyncrasies- I suppose this might be one for Enertia.
Long story short, I have no idea why the bike was dead. I have no idea what made it come around. I do know that I was very paranoid that I damaged the bike unwittingly somehow, and that was rather unpleasant.
Thanks everyone for the help. Best, Steve